[Sam nods a little bit. Right. Okay. A talking cat omen. Sure, why not. On the looong ass laundry list of weird shit that happens to him, this really isn't that bad. Right? It could be worse. He thinks.
Wisely, though (he hopes), Sam keeps his damn mouth closed.]
This is good, though. Sam wasn't super wanting to hash our his shitty story and he's still processing Evelyn's return and the rather, um. Important changes in her life.
If it means that he drinks while she and Bast get acquainted then so be it. If he gets dismissed, that's fine. This is probably pretty personal.]
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-- wait. ]
Oh--!
[ Well, look at that, a wrinkly black ballsack, just for you. Bast looks unimpressed. ]
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Huh. Well hello little guy.
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and speaks. ]
Hardly a little guy, you absolute boob.
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He stares at Bast for a moment before looking up at Evelyn.]
That cat just spoke. Right?
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[ She can hardly believe it, and if Sam hadn't been here as well, she'd have thought that she had finally lost her damned mind.
Carefully, she rests her hands on her knees, leaning to look the cat in the eye. ]
And -- who might you be?
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Wisely, though (he hopes), Sam keeps his damn mouth closed.]
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[ Smart, because the cat gives him a look before lifting a paw to look, not bothering to meet Evelyn's eyes when she kneels. ]
Bast. I'm your omen.
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This is good, though. Sam wasn't super wanting to hash our his shitty story and he's still processing Evelyn's return and the rather, um. Important changes in her life.
If it means that he drinks while she and Bast get acquainted then so be it. If he gets dismissed, that's fine. This is probably pretty personal.]