Well, back home. For me. In my timeline. Lucifer and his brother the archangel Michael decide they need to have a fight. A total blow out, destroy the world in the process, daddy doesn't love me enough, end of days fight. They're having it on Earth and they're going to do it in human vessels. That's just the plan. How it was always gonna be. Those vessels,
[Sam gestures to himself a little bit]
Me and Dean. Bloodline prophecy, arranged fate, the whole nine yards. Only angels need their vessel to say yes, right? And we said no. A lot, actually. But then Michael resurrected our dead half brother and wore him like a gown to the ball and the only way to stop everything was to get a key to the deepest darkest cage in all of Hell and stuff their asses into it. Which I could only do if I said yes. To Lucifer. So uh.. So I did. And that's what we did. Opened that sucker up and.. fell.
[ She works her jaw, trying to find words to say, because -- well. While she's fairly well versed with apocalyptic scenarios, this whole...biblical mumbo jumbo is a bit new.
She's never believed in any of it, though with the things she's been through...
Her mind is a bit more open. ]
Good heavens. And -- you're here, now. You got out. Obviously.
[Yes please, more wine. Lots of it. Though Sam doesn't seem all that upset. His emotions are steady. His voice doesn't quiver with the trauma of Hellfire. The trauma of everything that came before. Of his whole damn life.]
Yeah.. Me too.
..
I know this is kind of worst case scenario for you but it's nice to see a familiar face.
[ It's a bit strange, really. Evelyn would've...thought he'd be more
upset. She certainly would be. It's like talking to a brick wall, or
something of the sort. Odd. Very...very odd. ]
Yes, it is. I confess, I didn't have terribly many friends before, but I
blame that on naivety. [ And throwing herself into her shop to
distract. ]
From what I understand it's like having an animal familiar. Everyone does. All of us Sleepers, anyway. Either you let them out to be with you or you can. Keep them inside you, I guess.
[ Now, now. Snakes are regarded as guardians of the underworld in
many cultures. And, in Egyptian mythology and art the cobra usually
represented the goddess Wadjet, who was a protective deity and daughter of
the sun god, Re. Her job was (more or less) to help protect Egypt and the
cosmos from chaos, so, you know. Don't knock 'em. ]
Hm. Well -- lets see.
[ Can't hurt, can it? Come here, little omen, where aaaare you.... ]
[If only he were Egyptian and not a boring Anglo Christian white guy where a snake is temptation, sin, and a slap in the friggin face.
But he watches on with interest, sipping wine from the bottle and mildly taking bets on who's that Pokémon. An Eevee for Evie, he decides. That would be fun.]
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I do, yes.
[ She remembers those discussions. It's been a while, but it's all been tucked away. ]
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[No, more wine first. Okay, go.]
Well, back home. For me. In my timeline. Lucifer and his brother the archangel Michael decide they need to have a fight. A total blow out, destroy the world in the process, daddy doesn't love me enough, end of days fight. They're having it on Earth and they're going to do it in human vessels. That's just the plan. How it was always gonna be. Those vessels,
[Sam gestures to himself a little bit]
Me and Dean. Bloodline prophecy, arranged fate, the whole nine yards. Only angels need their vessel to say yes, right? And we said no. A lot, actually. But then Michael resurrected our dead half brother and wore him like a gown to the ball and the only way to stop everything was to get a key to the deepest darkest cage in all of Hell and stuff their asses into it. Which I could only do if I said yes. To Lucifer. So uh.. So I did. And that's what we did. Opened that sucker up and.. fell.
[More or less]
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She's never believed in any of it, though with the things she's been through...
Her mind is a bit more open. ]
Good heavens. And -- you're here, now. You got out. Obviously.
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"No, God no. Of course not."
More wine. Definitely more wine.
"Well -- I'm glad you're here."
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Yeah.. Me too.
..
I know this is kind of worst case scenario for you but it's nice to see a familiar face.
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[ It's a bit strange, really. Evelyn would've...thought he'd be more upset. She certainly would be. It's like talking to a brick wall, or something of the sort. Odd. Very...very odd. ]
Yes, it is. I confess, I didn't have terribly many friends before, but I blame that on naivety. [ And throwing herself into her shop to distract. ]
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We've got plenty of room, though. If you get tired of this mansion. The cabin has a solid roof and everything now.
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[ She laughs at that, because oh honey that cabin was a tragedy. ]
Are you sure? It was awfully tight before.
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Wow. Color me impressed. I may have to take you up on that.
[ Her mansion is awfully big and lonely. And, as if it can hear her thoughts of venturing out, it gives a low moan, like bitch, do not. ]
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Does that.. Is that a normal sound?
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Oh, you've never heard it do that before? It moans. I've grown rather fond of it, actually.
[ It's like a very clean, very creepy roommate. ]
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.... do you want me to do something about it?
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Oh, no, that's quite alright. I honestly don't know what I would do if the house was too quiet, you know?
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I mean you could get a pet or something. Have you heard about the omen thing yet?
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Mmm, I have. I'm not sure I know how all that works. I had a dream guide, so...the same, I should think.
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From what I understand it's like having an animal familiar. Everyone does. All of us Sleepers, anyway. Either you let them out to be with you or you can. Keep them inside you, I guess.
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[ Hm. Interesting. How to let it out. ]
Just -- visualize it, do you think?
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[He takes another sip of wine. Sam doesn't particularly care for his and when he's more himself he'll be down right insulted. ]
Give it a try? I hear some of them can even talk to you.
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[ Now, now. Snakes are regarded as guardians of the underworld in many cultures. And, in Egyptian mythology and art the cobra usually represented the goddess Wadjet, who was a protective deity and daughter of the sun god, Re. Her job was (more or less) to help protect Egypt and the cosmos from chaos, so, you know. Don't knock 'em. ]
Hm. Well -- lets see.
[ Can't hurt, can it? Come here, little omen, where aaaare you.... ]
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But he watches on with interest, sipping wine from the bottle and mildly taking bets on who's that Pokémon. An Eevee for Evie, he decides. That would be fun.]
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-- wait. ]
Oh--!
[ Well, look at that, a wrinkly black ballsack, just for you. Bast looks unimpressed. ]
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Huh. Well hello little guy.
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and speaks. ]
Hardly a little guy, you absolute boob.
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